urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus a leesh a a leesh a 2009-06-08T23:27:59Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:24810 2009-06-08T23:27:59Z 2009-06-08T23:27:59Z if you have a girlfriend in utah<br /><br />please don't ask me out on dates and kiss me in your room. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:24147 2009-04-16T15:48:31Z 2009-04-16T15:48:31Z <center><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/16/90683491_77627bc862.jpg?v=0"><br /><br />the glove compartment isn't accurately named<br />and everybody knows it<br />so i'm proposing a swift orderly change<br /><br />because behind it's door<br />there's nothing to keep my fingers warm<br />and all I find are souvenirs from better times</center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:23980 2009-04-15T23:11:45Z 2009-04-15T23:11:45Z dear next boyfriend:<br /><br />you must:<br />think my friends are the neatest.<br />think my parents are the neatest.<br />make me laugh.<br />have sex with me every once in awhile.<br /><br />thats it, thannnks! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:23429 2009-03-14T22:20:49Z 2009-03-14T22:20:49Z i want to destroy something beautiful.<br /><br /><br /><br />you did. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:23058 2009-03-13T18:03:43Z 2009-03-13T18:03:43Z <center>for all i know<br />there's more i don't<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/alishasaurus/pic/00003y5w/"><img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/alishasaurus/pic/00003y5w/s320x240" width="238" height="240" border="0" /></a></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:22984 2009-03-10T00:58:40Z 2009-03-10T00:58:40Z <center><br /><a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/alishasaurus/pic/000026fw/"><img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/alishasaurus/pic/000026fw/s320x240" width="320" height="232" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />beautiful yet heartbreaking.<br /><br />and that is how today has been.</center><br /><br /><br />- "will you do me a favor?"<br />- "sure, anything"<br />- "fall back in love with me."<br />- "..."<br />- "ok, lets just say you do..<br /> then what?"<br />- "i'll let you know."<br />- "promise?"<br />- "i promise." urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:22060 2009-02-23T19:36:13Z 2009-02-23T19:36:13Z boyfriends suck.<br />i don't want one ever again.<br />lame. lame. lame. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:21486 2008-12-10T00:21:57Z 2008-12-10T00:24:35Z <font face="times new roman">let me ask you a few questions.<br /><br />if you were born gay,<br />would you have voted the same way?<br /><br />do you have family members<br />or a close and loving friendship<br />with any gay or lesbians?<br /><br />how does explaining your vote to them<br />make you and them feel?<br /><br />have you experienced<br />the turmoil for acceptance<br />homosexuals struggle with<br />often their entire life?<br /><br />do you hear their cries for help?<br /><br />do you think they are going to stop<br />loving each other just because you don't want them to get married?<br /><br />how does their getting married<br />hurt you or your marriage in anyway?<br /><br />does it make you feel uncomfortable to answer these questions?<br /><br /><br />you may or may not know it but people in my life<br />and probably yours<br />are being hurt by your vote<br />right now<br />every day.<br /><br />it's never time to give up.<br />it's never too late to change your mind.</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:19971 2008-06-17T05:33:35Z 2008-06-17T05:33:35Z Q: What other names are Potato Bugs known by?<br />A: The common Potato Bug is also known as the Jerusalem cricket. Our Native American friends call him “Woh-tzi-Neh” (Old Bald-Headed Man). In Latin America, he’s “niña de la tierra” (child of the earth). Other names include: Satan's fetus, the Devil's spawn, the Devil's child, the Devil's baby, the Devil's fetus, evil fetus, bald devil fetus, bald fetus of Satan, and earth fetus.<br /><br />Q: Do potato bugs bite?<br />A: They gnaw.<br /><br />Q: Why are potato bugs so ugly and frightening? Why do they look part human? Where did they come from?<br />A: The most widely held belief is that God didn’t create potato bugs. It was Satan’s work. And amongst evolutionists and non-religious types, the consensus is that potato bugs came from outer space.<br /><br />Q: I have potato bugs in my vegetable garden. How can I rid myself of these pesky critters?<br />A: Drench your entire yard with gasoline and set it ablaze. Once the fire has burned itself out and the ground has cooled, cultivate the soil to a depth of seven feet, saturate the area with battery acid and top the surface with gasoline. After a few minutes, most of the surviving potato bugs, now irritated, will burrow up for air. Set the yard on fire again, and let it burn itself out. The remaining bugs should be crisped. Add water. Only then, and only maybe, will you rid yourself of potato bugs.<br /><br />Q: When I sleep, I have recurring dreams about potato bugs. Nightmares, really. Should I be concerned?<br />A: No. We all have nightmares about potato bugs. Try not to drink alcohol right before bed.<br /><br />Q: Does alcohol consumption increase the chances of potato bug nightmares?<br />A: No. Potato bugs are drawn to the smell of alcohol, so when you drink late at night they’re more likely to infest your bed. They may gnaw your cheeks while you sleep, trying to get at the smell of the alcohol on your breath.<br /><br />Q: I have never even seen a potato bug. Where would I be likely to find one?<br />A: Consider yourself very lucky, click away from this website, and forget you ever asked that question.<br /><br />Q: Do potato bugs eat potatoes?<br />A: Potato bugs eat your cheeks.<br /><br />Q: I caught a potato bug in a field behind my house, and now its my pet. How do I sex it?<br />A: Just e-mail us your name and address, and we’ll notify the proper authorities about you. You should be locked up. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:19720 2008-06-03T06:07:30Z 2008-06-03T06:07:30Z i think livejournal is dead.<br />no one reads it anymore..<br />but i still continue.<br />yay for me.<br /><br />today is my half birthday.<br />i'm getting tattooed tomorrow by jason.<br />should be interesting,<br />considering our visit earlier today.<br />the coffees and walks were fine,<br />but the saying goodbye hurt.<br />as always.<br />the lack of communication hurt.<br />as always.<br />we held each other too close for too long.<br />as always.<br /><br />hm.<br />'nuff said.<br /><br />please long beach,<br />do me a favor and give me a room.<br />i love you and my job and some of the people that inhabit your regions,<br />but my living situation:<br />not so hot. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:19631 2008-05-08T08:31:51Z 2008-05-08T08:31:51Z long beach.<br />i love my job.<br /><br /><br />i miss you 805.<br />i'll make this shit work though.<br />thank you to everyone who has went out on a limb for me,<br />everyone with kind words,<br />everyone with welcoming arms,<br />and supportive thoughts.<br /><br />tytyty. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:19369 2008-04-21T18:57:16Z 2008-04-21T18:57:16Z i love when you think someone matters<br />and the fuckers don't give a shit about you.<br /><br /><br />nice wake up call.<br />thanks "friends" urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:18732 2008-04-19T01:33:45Z 2008-04-19T02:03:28Z this shits getting really hard.<br />i always wanted to do this,<br />but part of me never thought it'd really happen.<br />cause i didn't think i had it in me.<br /><br />then i realized that you write the book of your life all on your own.<br />and i just had to.<br />i need to.<br /><br />but muhfuckindamnitcunt.<br />this little boy named taner sitting on my couch right now..<br />just told me<br />"i'm gonna miss you so much when you leave auntie,<br />will you still visit me and watch spongebob and the boondocks?"<br /><br />i haven't cried this hard since the last time i got my heart broken.<br /><br /><br />will you please all know that as much of a flake/bad friend as i am..<br />leaving you is the biggest heartache.<br /><br />i am so damn thankful of every minute,<br />every smile,<br />every fucking laugh you've given me.<br /><br />i will never forget any of you.<br /><br /><br />leaving hanford was easy.<br />[you fuckin hoes]<br />but this..<br />this is hard.<br /><br /><br /><br />heather,<br />you have my heart.<br />forever.<br />even when you're grandma shirley.<br />you'll be my best friend. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:18229 2008-04-10T19:17:40Z 2008-04-10T19:17:40Z apparently<br />envy<br />is my greatest<br />downfall. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:17989 2008-04-09T21:50:21Z 2008-04-09T21:50:21Z dear haley,<br /><br />fuck 3 hours detangling your nappy ass dreads.<br />you're twelve fucking years old.<br />i have spent more time in the last year combing your fucking hair than is necessary.<br />and with a smile on my face.<br />[a fake one, but still]<br />i deserve an award for this.<br />i am very happy to be leaving you.<br /><br /><br />ps. you're mom is a pill popper. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:17877 2008-04-09T20:19:44Z 2008-04-10T19:19:37Z <font face="courier new"><font size="2">baby i can't figure it out<br />your kisses taste like honey<br />sweet lies don't gimme no rise<br />oh what you're tryin to do?<br /><br />living on your cheating<br />and the pain grows inside me<br />its enough to leave me crying in the rain<br />love you forever<br />but you're driving me insane<br />and i'm hanging on<br />oh oh oh<br /><br />i'll win, i'll never give in<br />our love has got the power<br />too many lovers in one lifetime<br />ain't good for you<br />you treat me like a vision in the night<br />someone there to stand behind you<br />when your world ain't working right<br />i ain't no vision<br />i'm the girl who<br />loves you<br />inside and out<br />backwards and forwards<br />with my heart hanging out<br />i love no other way<br />what are we gonna do if we lose the fire?<br /><br />wrap myself up and take me home again<br />too many heartaches in one lifetime<br />ain't good for me<br />i figure it's the love that keeps you warm<br />let this moment be forever<br />we won't ever feel the storm</font><br /><br /><font size="4">you are the reason for my laughter and my sorrow<br />blow out the candle<br />i will burn again tomorrow<br />no man on earth can stand between my loving arms<br />and no matter how you hurt me<br />i will love you 'til i die</font></font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:17601 2008-04-08T20:57:33Z 2008-04-09T20:26:32Z <font face="times new roman">sacramento.<br />was adorable this weekend.<br />i love you heather and kristal.<br />one complaint heather:<br />it made me hate leaving you even more.<br />why can't you be a jerk instead of my best friend for life??<br />so i can miss you less!<br />xoxo.<br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/alishaclewis/l_b384a86840445b88c2a813b170d6e0c3.jpg"></font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:17299 2008-04-02T19:26:53Z 2008-04-02T19:26:53Z sometimes i wish i could just cut this heart out of me..<br />and my brain.<br />or at least the parts that contain the pieces of you.<br /><br />i want to be able to be your friend, i promise.<br />but how can i bury the memories that make my stomach turn?<br />how can i look at you and not think of every kiss? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:17122 2008-04-01T19:35:51Z 2008-04-01T19:35:51Z oh, i love you. <font face="courier new">he says<br>enjoy every minute.<br>love what you have.<br>if you analyze anything that much,<br>nothing seems too good.<br>you can daydream your life away and then what will you be left with?<br>this moment is the only tangible one.<br>this is the beauty of life.<br><br>live.<br><br>that's what he says.</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:16869 2008-04-01T16:39:30Z 2008-04-01T16:39:30Z Your bluntness can sometimes ruffle the feathers of your Libra's refined social graces.<br />Likewise, you may not understand why they put so much stock into the rules of etiquette.<br />But overall, Sagittarius and Libra are a fine match.<br />You're both into art, theater and music, for one.<br />You also both have a wide social circle,<br />and prefer keeping the company of those who share your tastes and values.<br />Libra has a natural talent for putting you at ease with kindness,<br />tending to both your needs and the needs of the relationship as a whole in a caring, loving manner. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:16556 2008-03-27T23:07:07Z 2008-03-27T23:07:07Z www.deananthonylb.com urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:15681 2008-03-27T00:53:38Z 2008-03-27T00:53:38Z <center><font face="times new roman"><font size="5"><br>i just did a pretty loco thing<br />in the name of<br />this silly thing called love.</font></font></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:15467 2008-02-25T20:42:16Z 2008-02-25T20:42:16Z you were everything he wasn't..<br />at the lowest point of my life.<br />you were there for me.<br />loving and supporting.<br />comforting and kind.<br />you kissed me the right way.<br />you touched me the right way.<br />you held me the right way.<br />i was head over heels for you.<br /><br />now that i'm over my vulnerability..<br />i'm realizing how selfish i was.<br />i didn't know i was rebounding but i was.<br />you were more than the first guy that came along.<br />you really are the sweetest man i've ever met.<br />i don't know how to do this to you.<br />i've tried multiple times to end it<br />and seeing the hurt in your eyes and the tears<br />your quivering voice..<br />it breaks me.<br />i don't ever want to hurt someone like that..<br />especially you.<br />but i don't want this relationship.<br />i'm not ready for it.<br />i have so much that i need to deal with.<br />i am weak and confused and i don't know which way is up.<br />i'm not happy.<br />i can never make you happy the way you deserve.<br />you think you want me forever.<br />you think you're in love with me..<br /><br />but i will destroy you. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:15310 2007-12-26T07:23:10Z 2007-12-26T07:23:10Z last one today i swear..<br />i have a heater in my room..<br />but it's not the same.<br />i want my other heater back.<br />hopefully soon.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alishasaurus:14855 2007-12-26T07:01:44Z 2007-12-26T07:01:44Z i can't get off this shit.<br />i can't vent to anyone the way i wish i could because i don't trust even one of you..<br /><br /> -mama,<br />i hope that the truth you've told me was really all you could..<br />i need this more than anything you could ever understand.<br />i wish it didn't matter to me so much,<br />but it does.<br /> -bill,<br />i love you..<br />you've shown me a sort of unconditional love that has been very very rare in my life,<br />but that's not to say you never hurt me.<br /> -jason,<br />you fucked me up. i will always sort of resent you for that.<br />i gave you so much of myself that i thought i could never give up again.<br />no matter what you say,<br />you took advantage of that.<br />i know i have fucking problems but i am a person.<br />i deserve better than you.<br /> -natalya,<br />i love you more than anything.<br />you have always been there for me.<br />no matter what fuck ups i've thrown your way.<br />and i've been there for you too.<br />i hope that doesn't come by the dozen for you.<br />i want you in my life forever.<br />you and your kids.<br />i'd die for you.<br /> -friends,<br />i'm sorry i always expected too much from you.<br />my family life is failing me and i wanted you to make up for that.<br />it's not your responsibilty.<br />i want to be a better person,<br />i promise.<br /> -enemies,<br />i can guarantee i never wanted this.<br />whatever you hate me for,<br />or talk shit about me for..<br />i can admit i'm not perfect.<br />i've heard the two faced thing before..<br />i don't mean to be,<br />but i understand where you are coming from.<br />i am confused and i've been deceived.<br />please know that.<br />i love you.<br /> -brent,<br />accept me.